It’s National Tell a Joke Day and we’re celebrating with some kid-friendly car jokes and classic family favourites featuring automotive related topics! And if those aren’t a real hit to the funnybone, we’ve got some great comedy shows in the Long Island area for adults.
Prefer to stay home and stream your comedy?
Why not check out our favourite show, “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee” for some adult friendly laughs that any gearhead will love, or one of dozens of stand-up comedy acts streaming on Netflix!
11 Great Jokes for Kids
What do you call it when dinosaurs get into a car crash?
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
Hop on in!
Did you hear the one about the accident with the sedan and a guitar truck?
It was a really bad Fender Bender.
What happened to the amphibian who parked his car in a No-Parking Zone?
It was toad.
What kind of snakes can be found in car dealerships?
Windshield Vipers!
Why can’t a motorcycle hold itself up on its own?
It’s just two-tired.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors on it?
Because if it had four it’d be a chicken sedan.
What is an automobile’s favourite meal?
Breakfast.
What’s another name for a Car Sales Rep?
A CarDealologist.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car, because we’re going on vacation!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip Who/
Phillip my tank please, I wanna get this show on the road!
Where to Catch Some Stand Up Comedy in August
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Jim Breuer at The Paramount in Huntington NY on August 20th from 7:30 to 11:30PM
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The Uncle Louie Variety Show at McGuire’s Comedy Club in Bohemia NY on August 21st from 7PM to 10PM
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Joey Kola at The Brokerage Comedy Club in Bellmore NY on August 28th from 7:30 to 9PM
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Comedy Therapy : All Wet at the Pool @ Swim stars starting at 7PM in Rockville NY
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